20
SPORT
GOALKEEPERS ARE HUMAN BEINGS TOO!
ClumSy OafS
WHEN OUTFIELD
players really
mess up in a
game, they can
run around, get
stuck in and try
to instantly
make up for it.
But goalies
have to stand
like nobs and
take the pain.
OI! YOU FORGOT THE PAPERS MATE!
BmX BandiTS
Seeing men in Morris dancing kits leap over
charging bulls is pretty awesome. Well -
they’re not stabbing them! But it would
be nice if one of them got clipped. A
bit!
BMX’S MAY look daft when they fly past you in the
street, but in their proper place, they’re tops!
MASSIVE GIANT #1
liTTle and
veRy laRge!
WHEN MONTE Barrett got
hit by 7ft Russian Nikolai
Valuev, it must of felt like
being hit by a shovel
attached to a bin lorry!
MASSIVE GIANT #2
ThiS may
huRT a lOT!
Seeing men in Morris
dancing kits leap over
COMING charging in bulls at 7 ft is 2 pretty
Hong
Man awesome. Choi totally
Well - they’re
destroyed not stabbing the them! smaller But it
Gary Goodridge at K1 last
would be nice if one of
week. Bet he can eat!
them got clipped. A bit!